I’m in A&E

Okay… So I’m a bit of a┬áhypochondriac… And im also a giant clutz. Those two things mixed together means I’m basically always injuring myself. I admit normally just small minor cuts and scraps… But occasionally it’s something more serious. I’m prone to bleeding fingers and always have a supply of plasters at the ready, and […]

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“Stop swearing”! “It’s not lady-like to swear”. “You’ll never get a man if you speak like that”! “Language!!!!” “Your language is disgusting, you should be ashamed”.   Fine I admit it… I fucking swear. I swear a lot! I will use whatever words I wanna use and how dare someone tell me not to! I […]

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I’ve moved home

Thank Christ I don’t look like that anymore… pssss: I’m the oldest :0 Well I never thought I’d say it… but its happened. I have back home. After eight years of renting I am taking the plunge and moving back into my family home, and I am now one week in! Before you think it, […]

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A genuinely lovely man?

Does such a thing exist? Ladies…. We arnt expecting a knight in shining armour to come and rescue is from a boring life… But we do need a bit of romance, am i right? It would make me so happy to find a caring man who wants to spend time with me, take me into […]

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Messy Weekend

Today I went to have an STI check. I used to be such a control freak about sex… so what the hell happened… boys happened! Mr “Italian stallion” came bundling into my life like a train crash. He was sexy, mature and he knew what he wanted, and I fell hook-line-and-sinker. We met online, like […]

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